Відео

I'm terrified...that Guardsman is part of the Inquisition...

"how did you know" hol' up pal. 😂

Zoidberg

He turned his daughter into a picle somehow it's not as funny as I thought it might

This is the most demented a wholesome thing can be, then again this is baseline for 40K so never mind. Just wait until she brings a toaster claiming it to be her boyfriend, or a necron, or worse, a Guardsman that the machine spirits like for no apparent reason.

that's gotta be sexual harassment

Im suprised the a bunch of tiny kriegmen didnt burst out the tyranid chest like a reverse xenomorph.

I love this comic so much bro, its fucking adorable!

😂😂😂

(Secret ending) dark angel"hm...oh sorry I was not listening...now let's see where were we...oh yes...fallen, hectic,goodbye"(BANG)!!!!(Slump) "ok now I can just take care of the village and be back home in time for lunch"

In the grim darkness of the far future....there is no flower power!!!!

What is the music that plays near the end?

Necron Lord: Telling an epic story. Space Marine: Kill me or release me parasite but do not waste my time with talk

The special ending, who’s talking? It sounded to me like it was the father zoning out when the space marine was yelling at him but the end comment make me think otherwise

Least unhinged 40k character.

>Takes a bite out of an Alpha Legionnaire "I am Alpharius"

~one week later~ *Tyranids are banging their claws againt the nearly destroyed shields trying to get throught it, thankfully the Salamander fleet arrives* Salamander Comander: Humf....open fire... *The fleet destroys most of the swarm, finally allowing the shields to be turned off, as most of the fleet gives chase to the remaing xenos, the comander enters the city along side 3 of his brothers in order to formely meet the governor* Governor: We humblely give our most sincere thanks for saving us oh great astertes... you are truly the emperors angels. SC: There is no need for that governor, but I do have one thing to ask...where are my battle brothers that gave us the distress call? *As the governor gives a completely made up story on how he tried to help the previous salamanders but was utterly incapable as they gave their lives to save everyone, one of his acompaning brothers spots the little girl running up towards then, holding their brothers banner, along side their fallen brothers servo-skull* Salamander: Brother!... *points towards the girl* SC: Plese excuse me governor... I will be right back... *starts to Walk towards the girl* *the governor turns pale and tries to slowly back uo and flee, Only to be stoped by a big wall made of metal and muscles, as two Salamanders stop him from fleeing* *moments later, the commander slowly walks back towards the governor, now with his fallen borthers banner at hand, once in close range, the commander grabs the governor by its colar and lifts him up above his head* SC: Brother, there are still remaning xenos that retreated once we started blasting the swarm right.... Salamander: The fleet is trying to find then as we speak brother. SC: Tell them we have a bait they can use....

Resident Evil Village 40,000 years in the future

The Chain Logistics can be a hell of a Drug but sometimes the best kind.

Pickle servitor

Well...atleast she have better and cared father than Horus Father did to him😂

Maybe it’s a local tradition of their forge world.

When my grandfather died we found a box of all the kids and grand kids baby teeth

The emperor bless the salamanders

I think it would be funnier if the last scream was: "HOOOORUUUUSSSS, I'LLLLL KILLLLL YOOOUUUUUU!"

"Dad! Why did you stitch my old body together?! It's freaky!" "It serves as a reminder. Though your flesh has been removed and you have become the machine, this is who you are. You are human. Despite the augmentations and power of steel, you are human at your core. Do not forget that, for to do so is welcome something far darker into your mind. Inhumanity is our enemy, as servants of the Imperium. We must not fall victim to it, my dear. Remember what it is to be human when you look at this." "... thanks, dad." "You're welcome." "... you didn't do this to mom, did you?" "That is not an appropriate conversation."

She has no mouth and must scream.

“Because you haven’t died for the Emperor yet, you better get on that.”

Beaky youz died az youz lived we orkz respect dat

This veteran Guardsmans shed a tiny tear for the Little Spark. I would be a Salamander for sure.

Hello Inquisitor, should I be concerned?

Sweet machine spirits help this one

My parents with all my milk teeth:

I liked the "noman" ending the best because, for me, it felt more inline to what Warhammer 40k is lore wise and how, personally, I would imagine a confrontation like this would go down based on everything I've read/know about the setting. It's a complex world over all. For me, there's no really good nor bad people. There were characters that did truly heroic things, some very dumb things and others really horrific things. But in between there are lots of shades of grey. As one goes through the stories, they make you think more about those grey areas what you would do int a similar situations. And the "special" ending......well, we needed a little levity around here. Some of these things get pretty damn heavy.

Idk what is this pls explain

The surprise is that her Dad/Grandad/Whatever is also a Magus Biologis

Me not know the lore of warhammer thinking that this going to be very dark 😂

What's the last legion on the first comic?

I'm convinced now that in 40k Mars should be just exploded

Damn... that's dark...

Magnus literally didn't

...forbidden pickles...

This is basically the same as the techpriest who clone himself but instead of a boy it's a girl instead of terminating the clone he adopted it raise it as a daughter.

It's the mechnicum What do you Expect

INTO THE FIRES OF BATTLE, UNTO THE ANVIL OF WAR!

This reminds me of two quotes from TF2 Heavy. “WE LOSE, BUT THEY DO NOT WIN?” “EVERYONE LOSES! HA! HA! HA!”

Glory to the machine god!

You want that the Ordo Sinnister visit you? Because this is how Ordo Sinnister visits you.

Straight away, she figured out the surprise, like father and daughter think alike.

Right off the bat, family dispute.